(from Nuart)

Festival, “Hi, we’re running a street art mural project and wondered if we could use your wall, we have some of the most talented muralist in the world coming to town”
Wall owner ” Hmm, perhaps, what type of work, can I see some pictures”
Festival ” Yes, no problem, the artist we have in mind is Roa, look, he paints beautiful black and white animals in the urban environment, perhaps a big fluffy rabbit for this one”
Wall owner “Very nice, feel free to use the wall, the wife and kids love rabbits, we have three”

Cue one week later..

Wall Owner “Arrrgh, it’s f***ing skinned !!!”